Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Never get bored and lonely late one night and decide to fill out a matchmaker profile just for the heck of it. You'll feel better in the morning, but the agency will hound you relentlessly. You'll think, "I'll just ignore their phone calls and they'll go away." Wrong. So you'll decide to answer and tell them you're not really relationship material right now and they'll stop calling. Wrong again.
I painted myself in the most horrible light I could...unemployed...less than satisfactory credit rating...still not over the last guy that broke my heart...responded "not recently" when asked if I'd ever committed a felony...and they still want me to go to their office for an interview. This does not inspire confidence in the men they will think are a good match. It's actually more than a little frightening.