Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Image from Flickr.
Are any guys reading this post? Or did the image frighten you away? I stash any cash I have in my tampon box because I know a male burglar will never look there. Why are men so afraid of tampons? I just saw the funniest commercial I've seen in a long time. A girl says she forgot her bike lock will someone please run in and buy a box of tampons...no one would! Watch the video.
It reminded me of something that happened on my trip to Bossier City. I was in the hotel gift shop looking for breath mints when a man said, "I need your help." He was staring at the feminine hygeine products.
"She sent you for supplies and didn't tell you what to get?"
"I'm not sure which ones go in the underwear and which ones..."
"Those are the plugs."
"Oh, good. That's what I need. What's the difference between these and these?" he asked, referring to the green vs. yellow boxes.
"That's how absorbent they are. If you're not sure, get green."
He thanked me and paid for my wintergreen Life Savers (they didn't have breath mints). When I find a guy willing to buy my tampons...maybe I'll consider getting married again.