Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Psychos Welcome
Never get bored and lonely late one night and decide to fill out a matchmaker profile just for the heck of it. You'll feel better in the morning, but the agency will hound you relentlessly. You'll think, "I'll just ignore their phone calls and they'll go away." Wrong. So you'll decide to answer and tell them you're not really relationship material right now and they'll stop calling. Wrong again.
I painted myself in the most horrible light I could...unemployed...less than satisfactory credit rating...still not over the last guy that broke my heart...responded "not recently" when asked if I'd ever committed a felony...and they still want me to go to their office for an interview. This does not inspire confidence in the men they will think are a good match. It's actually more than a little frightening.
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If the dude in the video had just put down his bags and given Pink a good spanking like a Real man would have...he wouldn't have ended up on the floor looking like a
Bozo...imho.
Dating, I'm glad those days are over for me/now.
Trying very hard to ignore the above comment, and say I hope matchmaker finds you the perfect guy now! You never know!
it just does not surprise me anymore...
Business is Business, that is the bottom line the more subjects that are available the more the responses.
Yeah, anyone who won't take no for an answer over the phone, irritates me no end!
Cor blimey, guv! That was some 'tough girl' profile you put up there. :-)
Well, what can I say? Wish you luck (not through the agency, though, you can do it yourself :-D).
Greetings from London.
Theyre probably thinking youre perfect...for those lonely ex-cons, long coat wearing park perverts and psyco botherers they just cant match.
The worse you paint yourself the worse the weirdos they will try to match you with Jen.
Good luck tho...you never know!
hi Jen, so nice to get your comment :-) crossing my fingers for finding the one ... sometimes when we stop looking we can finally open our eyes and see the one just standing in a front of us ... hugs!
I bet it's the first time they have had someone paint themselves in such a bad light - I thought the rule of thumb was to lie but to the good. You know the kind of thing, add a couple of inches to your height and take a few years off your age.
Good luck.
Have a great day!
LOVE!
HAHA Wow...Yeah I would be afraid to see the man they came up for you....
I'm with Tracy.... they probably found it "exciting" to have someone paint themself in a bad light!
Good luck getting them to go away!
Hmm.. Not sure what to say. I hope you have a great night..
how interesting, how strange, as once upon a time i did nearly the same and a year later was about to get married ... now nearly ten years later, still am ... please have a good weekend.
Makes you wonder if all they want is money!!
That is just scary!
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